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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
15. Uncle Dragon Says: The Pig says moo.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
14. Uncle dragon Says: If the plot thickens, make more
room.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
13. Uncle Dragon Says: The says moo.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
12. Uncles Dragon Says: If her milkshake brings all the
boys to the yard, then she should get out of the yard. The
old people get upset if you are on their lawn.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
11. Uncle Dragon Says: The cow says moo.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
10. Uncle Dragon Says: When you figure it out, you will be
the first to know.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
9. Uncle Dragon Says: Men who wear their pants below their
ass crack is really cheeky.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
9. Uncle Dragon Says: Men who wear their pants below their
ass crack is really cheeky.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
8. Uncle Dragon Says: He who thinks their shit doesn't
stink must never have gone to the bathroom.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
7. Uncle Dragon Says: He who walks around with their nose
in the air tends to get bird shit in their eye!
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
6. Uncle Dragon Says: The man who leaves the toilet seat
up tends to go deaf from the one screaming at him who fell
in.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/16/2016
245. Uncle Dragon Says: If you change your mind, let us know.
We want to help you pick out a good one this time.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/16/2016
266. Uncle Dragon Says: If you are on a roll, we are pretty
sure the bread is flat. You can get off of it now.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
5. Uncle Dragon Says: If you fart silently and the blame
gets placed elsewhere, then you are a master at germ wardfare.
0 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
4. Uncle Dragon Says: When it rains, it pours. If you are
standing outside when this happens, you get plenty wet.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
3. Uncle Dragon Says: A man who farts silently at a urinal
with other men are around is a nasty ass individual.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
2. Uncle Dragon Says: The one who irritates the one with
the knife tends to get slapped.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
1. Uncle Dragon Says: He who plays with fire usually has
to do the dishes.
0 Comments, 7 Views,
1 Votes
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have you seen this man 5/5/2011
there was a toung man from bojas.who's
balls were made out of brass. when he clanked them togeather
they played stormy weather and lightning shot out or his
ass.
0 Comments, 13 Views,
3 Votes
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firemen 4/9/2010
In the middle of a terrible fire, the lead fireman discovers
two of his men have disappeared. He looks for them worried
and he does not find them anywhere. Suddenly, he realizes
one of the trucks is rhythmically moving. Open the door
and discover to his two men, one over another, fucking.
Ashamed he says: -But, what are you doing? -My partner had asphyxia problems. -And why do not you do him the ...
0 Comments, 34 Views,
3 Votes
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Quantic mechanics 4/8/2010
Do you know why quantic mechanics do not fuck?
Because if they find the position, they do not find the moment;
and if they find the moment, they do not find the position.
0 Comments, 8 Views,
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The construction site 7/2/2007
A couple of workman are working on a 110 story skyscraper
when the first workman says :damn, I gotta piss and the just
took the porta potty down the elevator to be emptied."
the second workman says "I have a solution for you.
You stand on this board and piss. we'll push the board
out, you piss, and by the time the piss gets down to ground
level it will be just a fine mist. No one will be the ...
0 Comments, 101 Views,
4 Votes
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No Joke! 10/25/2006
Jokes are for , thought youd all grow out of it by now,
how sad 4 u
7 Comments, 106 Views,
6 Votes
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Closing Cycles 3/7/2006
Closing Cycles by Paolo Coelho
One always has to know when a stage comes to an end.
If we insist on staying longer than the necessary time,
we lose the happiness and the meaning of the other stages
we have to go through. Closing cycles, shutting doors,
ending chapters - whatever name we give it, what matters
is to leave in the past the moments of life that have finished.
...
0 Comments, 67 Views,
4 Votes
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Stress Relief 3/7/2006
Are you stressed out? Try reading this...
Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problems ...
0 Comments, 119 Views,
8 Votes
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door bell 2/17/2006
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
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'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't
beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
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She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone
perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi,
I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and
no legs so I won't run away."
...
0 Comments, 174 Views,
16 Votes
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couple 2/17/2006
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The
big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for
twenty dollars."
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Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
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Wife : "Those they gave away."
<br>
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning
off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars,
and the little tight ones went ...
1 Comments, 235 Views,
23 Votes
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construction worker.. 2/17/2006
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed
a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor
and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker
on the 5th floor tries sign language.
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He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to
his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand
back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground
floor nods his ...
0 Comments, 161 Views,
15 Votes
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Reasons to stay at work all night 2/17/2006
1. Act out your version of a company takeover.
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2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".
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3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still
on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a
small woodland creature.
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4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected
promotion.
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5. Draw stick ...
0 Comments, 97 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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the guy walker 8/27/2005
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on
the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender
for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
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The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three
ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
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He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
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...
0 Comments, 359 Views,
33 Votes
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